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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.