The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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