When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

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To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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