More Quotes by Mark Twain
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.