Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

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