More Quotes by Mark Twain
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
