More Quotes by Mark Twain
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
