More Quotes by Mark Twain
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.