More Quotes by Mark Twain
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends
Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
