More Quotes by Mark Twain
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
