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More Quotes by Mark Twain
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.