If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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