If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

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