More Quotes by Mark Twain
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
