More Quotes by Mark Twain
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.
If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
