Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!

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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.

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