Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!

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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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