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More Quotes by Mark Twain
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
