Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

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Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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