More Quotes by Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends
