More Quotes by Mark Twain
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
