More Quotes by Mark Twain
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
