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More Quotes by Mark Twain
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
