More Quotes by Mark Twain
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
