More Quotes by Mark Twain
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends