More Quotes by Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
