More Quotes by Mark Twain
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.