More Quotes by Mark Twain
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.