Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

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If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

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How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!

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