More Quotes by Mark Twain
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
