More Quotes by Mark Twain
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends
A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
