If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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