If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

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Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

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