Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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