Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

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Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

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If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

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