More Quotes by Mark Twain
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.