How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. - Voltaire

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Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself. ― Robin Williams

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Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

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We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

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I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. — Ashleigh Brilliant

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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

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