People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. — Zig Ziglar

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You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars. ― Robin Williams

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Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to. ― Robin Williams

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Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. ― Anthony G

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror.

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Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'. ― Ronald Reagan

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