I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen.

---

When I wake up in the morning, I feel like a billionaire without paying taxes. — Ernie Banks

---

It [feminism] is mixed up with a muddled idea that women are free when they serve their employers but slaves when they help their husbands. ― G.K. Chesterton

---

A day without laughter is a day wasted. — Charlie Chaplin

---

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. -Johnny Cash

---

Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.

---

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

---

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

---

You know you're living right when you wake up, brush your hair - and confetti falls out!

---

Build a good name. Keep your name clean. Don't make compromises. Don't worry about making a bunch of money or being successful. Be concerned with doing good work and make the right choices and protect your work. And if you can build a good name, eventually, that name will be its own currency.

---