After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. ― Oscar Wilde

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake! ― Scott Adams

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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

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If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate.

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If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror.

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Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. ― Ruth Reichl

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I will not move my army without onions.

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I hope they have ghost insurance.” “Pretty sure you've used that joke before,” Stacey told me. “Well, maybe Jacob hadn't heard it yet.” “I have,” Jacob said. ― J.L. Bryan

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. ― Mahatma Gandhi

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A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement ― Jess C Scott

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