In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another.

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Gray hair is God's graffiti.

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This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. ― William Shakespeare

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Meow” means “woof” in cat.― George Carlin

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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.- Maya Angelou

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It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

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Self restraint in speech, food, entertainment and vanity are the most essential fundamental of spiritual growth.

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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

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Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

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