The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what’s that? The freedom to starve? — Angela Davis

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Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

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If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror.

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I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire. ― Ilona Andrews

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Listen to the people who love you. Believe that they are worth living for even when you don't believe it. Seek out the memories depression takes away and project them into the future. Be brave; be strong; take your pills. Exercise because it's good for you even if every step weighs a thousand pounds. Eat when food itself disgusts you. Reason with yourself when you have lost your reason. ― Andrew Solomon

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. -W. C. Fields

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I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." ― Robin Williams

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I hope they have ghost insurance.” “Pretty sure you've used that joke before,” Stacey told me. “Well, maybe Jacob hadn't heard it yet.” “I have,” Jacob said. ― J.L. Bryan

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Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? ― Kurt Cobain

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.― Groucho Marx

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