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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
