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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Old is always fifteen years from now.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
