I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

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The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

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Gray hair is God's graffiti.

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I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

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Old is always fifteen years from now.

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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

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Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

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I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

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