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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
