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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
