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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Old is always fifteen years from now.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
