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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
