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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.