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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
