Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

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I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

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I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

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Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

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Old is always fifteen years from now.

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Gray hair is God's graffiti.

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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

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