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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
