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Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
Kiefer Sutherland is a crazy jerk on '24,' but you love him because he gets the job done. And I think that that goes for a lot of action stars, I mean Steven Segal is a jerk, but you want to watch him because, eventually, he's a jerk who can beat up bad people. - Paul Scheer
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
If doctors are paid the same salary as bus drivers, community would not be crazy about making their children doctors
The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.
Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
