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I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. — Ashleigh Brilliant
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Women
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Time is what prevents everything from happening at once. — John Archibald Wheeler
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. — Mark Twain
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Worry
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A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. — Denis Waitley
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Perseverance
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A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. Denis Waitley
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Success
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Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches. - Tallulah Bankhead
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Empty
Life Quotes
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. - Melanie Clark Pullen
Love
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Relationship
Accessories
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
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Computer
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe
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Girl
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher
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Disease
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers
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Life
Track
Positive Quotes
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain
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Worry
Debt
Paying
Inspirational Quotes
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. - Denis Waitley
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Success
Perseverance
Faster
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
― Ellen DeGeneres
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Life
Birthday
Ellen DeGeneres
Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators.
― Ellen DeGeneres
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Hater
Trying
Ellen DeGeneres
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
― Ellen DeGeneres
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Beautiful
Mom
Ellen DeGeneres
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
― Erica Jong
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Erica Jong
Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy the Church. America Hollywood.
― Erica Jong
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Country
America
Erica Jong
I drink to make other people more interesting.
― Ernest Hemingway
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Life
Drinking
Ernest Hemingway
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