A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

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A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. — Denis Waitley

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

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Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

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The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?

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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

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