Old is always fifteen years from now.

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So long as I can laugh, never will I be poor.

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Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

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Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches. - Tallulah Bankhead

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I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." ― Robin Williams

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I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now.- Donald Trump

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One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government.-Donald Trump

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Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true.- Donald Trump

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