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The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we'd rather be alive and have the bad image.

By the way, did you ever realize that if Moses would have turned right instead of left, we'd have had the oil, the Arabs would have had the sand?

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