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A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

― Lucille Ball

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

― Martin Luther

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

― William Feather

William Feather

Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit. Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed.

― William James

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

― William James

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.

― William S. Burroughs

William S. Burroughs

For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

― Will Rogers

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

― Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

― Will Rogers

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

― Will Rogers

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

― Will Rogers

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

― Will Rogers

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

― Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.

― Kurt Vonnegut

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

― Kurt Vonnegut

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

― Kurt Cobain

We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

― Kin Hubbard

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

― Kin Hubbard

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

― Kin Hubbard

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