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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

― Vince Lombardi

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

― Victor Hugo

Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.

The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

― Katharine Hepburn

Katharine Hepburn

History repeats itself, the first as tragedy, then as farce.

I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.

I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there.

― Ursula Andress

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

― Ursula K. Le Guin

Ursula K. Le Guin

This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.

― Thomas Paine

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

― Thomas A. Edison

Thomas A. Edison

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

― Thomas A. Edison

Thomas A. Edison

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

― Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

― Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

― Theodore Roosevelt

Theodore Roosevelt

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?

― Sigmund Freud

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

― Sarah Palin

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

― Ann Landers

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