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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
― Ernest Hemingway
Funny
Witty
Clever
Ernest Hemingway
I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.
― Edgar Allan Poe
Funny
Pain
Memories
Edgar Allan Poe
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
― Winston Churchill
Funny
Sarcastic
Witty
Winston Churchill
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest
― Winston Churchill
Funny
Witty
Clothes
Winston Churchill
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
― Winston Churchill
Funny
Trust
Witty
Winston Churchill
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
― Winston Churchill
Inspirational
Funny
Life
Winston Churchill
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
― Winston Churchill
Funny
Truth
Honesty
Winston Churchill
The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use.
― Washington Irving
Funny
Communication
Humor
Washington Irving
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
― Albert Einstein
Love
Funny
Life
Albert Einstein
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
― Albert Einstein
Inspirational
Funny
Change
Albert Einstein
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
― Albert Einstein
Inspirational
Funny
God
Albert Einstein
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
― Albert Einstein
Inspirational
Funny
Wisdom
Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
― Albert Einstein
Funny
Hilarious
Education
Albert Einstein
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
― Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Funny
Change
Politics
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
― Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Inspirational
Funny
Life
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
― Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Inspirational
Funny
Humor
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
― Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Funny
Hilarious
Witty
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
― Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Inspirational
Funny
Worry
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
― Lucille Ball
Funny
Witty
Children
Lucille Ball
Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.
― Lucille Ball
Inspirational
Funny
Confidence
Lucille Ball
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