Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place.

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Bill Gates says, 'Wait till you can see what your computer can become.' But it’s you who should be doing the becoming. What you can become is the miracle you were born to work-not the damn fool computer.

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Take life seriously but none of the people in it.

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You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.

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As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.

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Our president is a Christian? So was Adolf Hitler. What can be said to our young people, now that psychopathic personalities, which is to say persons without consciences, without senses of pity or shame, have taken all the money in the treasuries of our government and corporations, and made it all their own?

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If Jesus was alive today, we would kill him with lethal injection. I call that progress. We would have to kill him for the same reason he was killed the first time. His ideas are just too liberal.

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Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

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A lack of seriousness has led to all sorts of wonderful insights.

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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.

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