The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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There must be some security arrangement in the south of Lebanon so northern Israel is not threatened anymore. -Menachem Begin

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Existence is a series of footnotes to a vast, obscure, unfinished masterpiece.

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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. — Charles M. Schulz

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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

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One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. -Golda Meir

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I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." ― Robin Williams

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Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators.

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