Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. ― John F. Kennedy

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Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches. - Tallulah Bankhead

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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

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What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity

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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

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A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.

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One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. -Golda Meir

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What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

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I never did anything alone. Whatever was accomplished in this country was accomplished collectively. - Golda Meir

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