Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

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You know you're living right when you wake up, brush your hair - and confetti falls out!

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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

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There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.

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I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." ― Robin Williams

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Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse. - Golda Meir

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