To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

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Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

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Gray hair is God's graffiti.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. — Mark Twain

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars. - Stephenie Meyer

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