A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

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We go from Malachi to Matthew in one page of our scriptures, but that one piece of paper that separates the Old Testament from the New Testament represents 400 years of history - 400 years where there wasn't a prophet, 400 years where God's voice wasn't heard. And that silence was broken with the cry of a baby on Christmas night.

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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.

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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. — Will Rogers

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.

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