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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
― Will Rogers
Witty
Political
Might
Will Rogers
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
― Kin Hubbard
Funny
Witty
Freedom
Kin Hubbard
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
― Napoleon Bonaparte
Napoleon Bonaparte
Witty
FunnyInspirational
Business
Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.
― F. Scott Fitzgerald
Witty
Mistake
Inspiration
F. Scott Fitzgerald
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
― Umberto Eco
Umberto Eco
Life
Witty
Powerful
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
― Tina Fey
Tina Fey
Witty
Careers
Obstacles
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
― Tina Fey
Tina Fey
Witty
Smart
Humor
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
― Tina Fey
Tina Fey
StrongWomen
Witty
FunnyInspirational
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
― Tina Fey
Tina Fey
Witty
Crazy
Makeup
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
― Tina Fey
Tina Fey
Witty
Bridges
Troll
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
― Tina Fey
Tina Fey
Witty
BeingYourself
BadAss
Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.
― Susan B. Anthony
Witty
StrongWomen
Independent
Susan B. Anthony
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
― Ann Landers
Dog
Witty
Cat
Ann Landers
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
― Arthur Schopenhauer
Inspirational
Witty
Truth
Arthur Schopenhauer
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