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More Quotes by Tina Fey
You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet.
Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
Life is improvisation.
