A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.

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You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.

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If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet.

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Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.

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Life is improvisation.

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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

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Whatever the problem - be part of the solution

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