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More Quotes by Tina Fey
Life is improvisation.
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
Whatever the problem - be part of the solution
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
