More Quotes by Tina Fey
You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
