If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

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Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.

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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

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There are no mistakes only opportunities.

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Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.

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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

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If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet.

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