You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

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Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.

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Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

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Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

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If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet.

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