Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

---

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

---

Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.

---

Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.

---

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

---

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

---

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

---

This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

---

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

---

Whatever the problem - be part of the solution

---