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More Quotes by Tina Fey
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.
Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
There are no mistakes only opportunities.
