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More Quotes by Tina Fey
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.
If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet.
Whatever the problem - be part of the solution
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!