Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

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Whatever the problem - be part of the solution

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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.

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You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

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There are no mistakes only opportunities.

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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

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Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

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