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More Quotes by Tina Fey
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
Whatever the problem - be part of the solution
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
