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More Quotes by Tina Fey
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
Life is improvisation.
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.