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More Quotes by Tina Fey
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
There are no mistakes only opportunities.
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
