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More Quotes by Tina Fey
Life is improvisation.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet.
Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.
Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
Whatever the problem - be part of the solution
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.
