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More Quotes by Tina Fey
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
Whatever the problem - be part of the solution
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
Life is improvisation.