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More Quotes by Tina Fey
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
Life is improvisation.
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet.
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.
