More Quotes by Tina Fey
Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
There are no mistakes only opportunities.
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.
Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
